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Sue Everyone!

I’VE had a gutful of being ugly.

So, I’m going to have to sue my parents.

I mean neither of them are what you’d call unattractive, my sister’s not a bad sort, my brother doesn’t break too many mirrors, but me, I got hit with the stick pretty bad.

So what happened?

There was obviously some form of carelessness in the genetic transfer process, which clearly wasn’t my fault, so someone has to pay. 

With pain and suffering, denied opportunities, lost earnings, emotional scarring – I’m probably looking at half a million. 

Married!

I don’t want to make too big a deal of this but I got married to an Irish girl in New Zealand a couple of Friday nights ago – well, to be honest, I think it was probably early Saturday morning.

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